Transcription of 'Young As Hell' video /Gay Bar/ Narrator:        Telephone call for the Wildbunch Spencer:    Hello? Narrator:    The Wildbunch                    From Detroit                    The Wildbunch                    They're young                    They're hot                    They're f****d (sometimes bleeped) up out of their Gourds?                    The Wildbunch                    From their aborted development deal with Hollywood Records to their breakfasts with Jack White                    No band is younger                    And no other band is from Detroit                    The Wildbunch Spencer:                        Hello are you there?                    Hello Mr Miller? Mr Miller? /The Ballade of MC Sucka DJ/ Narrator:    Dick Valentine: Animal, vegetable or Catwoman (?)                    Thought he knew what he was doing                    He was wrong                    The Rock 'n' Roll Indian                    Raised by monkeys                    Early man                    With the sophisticated affinity for the culinary arts and also hair care                    Surge Joebot                    A man in the shadows on a never ending mission of vengeance and fun                    Driven by unseen energies. Entertained by nightmare visions of a slapstick apocalypse.                    Disco                    The meditative, stilt jumping, gas-guzzling, heart-throbbing line backer for the Wildbunch                    He's an old English pub dweller trapped in a studio 54 world and doing pretty well, thank you for asking                    M                    The brains of the Wildbunch                    Let me just say that one more time                    The brains of the Wildbunch                    This explains an enormous amount                    Five men united by a common fear                    One bed (?) and it might be in trouble.                    The Wildbunch Spencer:    Say... I... I... /Dance Commander/ Spencer:    Most bands that go about their business actually being signed to a label or actually playing shows that                    make the money. Er... we haven't really been in that position for a long time and, er Narrator:    If you need some help and everyone else has said no, then you can hire the Wildbunch [In the unedited version this is of what looks like a film clip; in the edited it's of the band running about] Spencer:    And. And we look good on television, yes                    We're at the eleventh hour here. If I can't get that money tonight then I've got no recourse but to kill myself Narrator:    Ladies and gentlemen                    The youngest band from Detroit, Michigan                    The Wildbunch Credits: Wildbunch: Young as Hell A film by Surge Joebot and Martin M. Music by Wildbunch Edited by Surge Joebot and Martin M. Audio edited by Martin M. All songs written by Dick Valentine. Voice-over written and performed by Surge Joebot. Effects and 3D Animations by Martin M. Cameras: Christian Fuller Rich Hanson Ben Herandez Surge Joebot Martin M. F U T V Photos: Dougie "Boom Boom" Coombe Rock & Roll Indian Jim Nawara Lucille Nawara Martin M. C. C. Persson Special thanks: Tessa Basirico Christian Fuller Rich Hanson Ben Herandez F U T V Vincenzo X Marsha Marjieh Dr. Blacklips Hoffman Jim Nawara Laurie Pike Heather Delicato Marco Duplicato Johnny Vegas-Hentch Dion Fischer Frank Lloyd Bonaventure Jeff Klein MOESHA And all the Marks... Wildbunch is: Dick Valentine - Vox Rock & Roll Indian - Guitar Surge Joebot - Guitar Disco - Guitar Martin M. - Bass Keyboards by Dr. Blacklips Hoffman Bass on "Dance Commander" By Frank Lloyd Bonaventure www.the-wildbunch.com this film and all songs contained © 2001 Wildbunch an UchuGrandé Octane Joint Running Time 04:46 Thanks to Mark Wright for a couple of corrections