White Gold is a spoof rocker in a series of adverts and two music videos as part of the 'Get Milk?' campaign for the 'California Milk
Processor Board'. As part of the advertising campaign, five tracks were released as part of an 'album' with videos directed to go with them.
White Gold - accompanied by the Calcium Twins - is played by a member of Los Angeles band the Ringers but mimes to a song by Tyler Spencer
and Zach Shipps.
Tracks + Lyrics from album 'The Best I Can Give Is 2%'
1. One Gallon Axe [3:19]
It's the curds in my chords
The way when I play
I sip every drip as I rip on my...
One gallon axe! It's supernatural
One gallon axe! Milk magical
One gallon axe! Intergalactical
One gallon axe! Nail scratchical
I walked to the crossroads, a
Ragged man
Freaky frail hair and
Shakey shakey hands
An angel descended
From up on high
Restored to me
A gift from the sky
The whitest guitar
With dairy inside
He tipped back the magical axe and I cried
Milkytastical
Were-wolf might
My muscles rebuilt
My hair turned white
One gallon axe! Sweet sippical
One gallon axe! Lush lippical
One gallon axe! Time traveller
One gallon axe! Teeth-tacular
You know White Gold Yeah go ahead 'n' ask my something
Where did you get that axe?
From a crazy angel What you gonna do with it? Rock the world's face
What's inside of it? Delicious dairy.
How does it feel? Like liquid lace!
One gallon axe! It's supernatural
One gallon axe! Milk magical
One gallon axe! Intergalactical
One gallon axe! Nail scratchical
One gallon axe! Sweet supercool
One gallon axe! Lush liprical (?)
One gallon axe! Time traveller
One gallon axe! Teeth-tacular
One gallon axe! Super galactical
One gallon axe! Milk sipricol
2. Tame The White Tiger [3:12]
Jungle survival tips by White Gold...
The way to successfully tame the white tiger
Is to set the milk beside her
It's the [whip] of your hair
And the [Laser] of your teeth
And the [guitar] of your nails
That make you such a sexy beast!
Now come on! Tiger beast with the hungry eyes
Not a match for my bi-s and tri-s
Wrestling down that fierce jungle cat
Until she's my jungle petter pat
No golden potion, no muscle rebuilder
Take a drink from the milky river
Pectos glistening in the musty air
White tiger loin cloth is all I wear
That's all he wears
It's the [whip] of your hair
And the [Laser] of your teeth
And the [guitar] of your nails
That make you such a sexy beast!
Now come on!
Amazonian bones so burly
Lush Bolivian locks so curly
Human hunk makes the jungle funky
Sharing a cold glass with a white monkey
Powerful panther, provocative puma
Swing your vine to milk a zuma (?)
Tougher than Tarzan or muscular model
The lover on a cover of a romance novel
LIsten to the tiger growl
Watch that tempting tiger prowl
When my tiger comes to town
Look out girl he'll drink you down
White Gold is White Gold is White Gold Now look out!
Yeah, you know I never get tired of hearing my name
White Gold is White Gold is White Gold Yeah... strong bones
White Gold is White Gold is White Gold White teeth... white gold, baby
White Gold is White Gold is White Gold Raaah!
White Gold is White Gold is White Gold
3. Is It Me Or Do You Love My Hair? [4:13]
Raah!
Is it me?
Or do you love my hair?
Caressing the air
Like a silky prayer
Marble statues turn their heads and stare
Hair (Hair)
There (There)
And everywhere
Did you wanna touch it?
Let your fingers run
Wanna twirl around your finger when you're chewing gum
It ain't the shampoo (Not the 'poo)
And it ain't the conditioner (That's wrong too)
The secret's delicious
Fulfills my wishes
From the glass I'm sipping... ah!
Is it me?
Or do you love my hair?
Caressing the air
Like a silky prayer
Jealous angels cry
It's not fair!
Hair (Hair)
There (There)
And everywhere
My luxurious scalp
My triumphant trellis
Milky help happy so healthy the angels are jealous
It ain't my poetry (Heck no)
It ain't my rock band (Oooh)
Wanna hop on the train
Of my manly mane
And take a ride to lock-land
Is it me?
Or do you love my hair?
Caressing the air
Like a silky, silky prayer
I spin it around
Like dairy truth or dare
Hair (Hair)
There (There)
And everywhere
Every folicle (Every folicle Every molecule (Every molecule)
Every strand on this man just calls to you.
Did you want to touch it? (Touch it, yeah)
Let your fingers run
Wanna twirl around your finger when you're chewing gum
While your chewing gum
Is it me?
Or do you love... my... hair...
4. Pour The Milk Sister (PMS) [3:45]
Sometimes life get's hard You know that's the truth
And sometimes there's more to run Oh that
You've got to be on your guard
When the full moon is on the (?) Don't I know it
But everytime we get too tense
We go straight to the fridge Tell them why
A marvellous menstrual defence
And White Gold knows what it is
Pour the milk sisters!
You know we will Pour the milk slowly
Get out fill Pour the milk sisters!
Let us get through And pour me some, I think I need it too
We don't like the glory Always makes me weaker
We don't like the pain I don't like it neither
We just wanna do our calcium karate
Rocking your guitar (?)
After sipping that sweet sensation Ooh sweetness
We can get back to our occupation
Oh yeah!
Pour the milk sisters!
You know we will Pour the milk slowly
Get out fill Pour the milk sisters!
So we feel fine Everybody needs to pour sometimes
Before we pour
We sound like this...
But after we pour
We're more like...
Yeah!!!
Number one
He's number one This sound's awesome
After
After
Ooh Rock city, rock city, rock city, ow!
Pour the milk sisters!
You know we will Pour the milk slowly
Get out fill Pour the milk sisters!
So we feel fine Everybody needs to pour sometimes
Yeah! Make it rain!
Oooh! Let the milk rain down
Oooh! Yeah!
Oooh! Let your milk down on me!
Oooh! Pour the milk slowly
Oooh! Slowly (Slowly)
Oooh! Like a (?)
5. Dr. Dairywiggle's Luxurious Lullaby Ride Into The Creamy Cave Of Wonderment [3:28]
Well it's a noisy noisy planet
In a noisy, noisy panic
It's borderline satanic
I nearly lose my santity
Cos how you gonna sleep through this? [Baby cries]
Cos how you gonna sleep through this? [Sheep baas]
How you gonna rest with this? [Scream]
You're gonna be a wreck with this [Chainsaw]
Aaarggh!
I've got a soft white secret
The fridge is where I keep it
Listen and I'll leak it
The dairy helps my sleeping
'Cos I love
I love
My liquid lullaby (Liquid lullaby)
I drink it
And drift off to rainbow sky
My liquid lullaby (Lullaby)
Delici-oso milk so creamy
Helps me sleep and dream so dreamy
Where (?) unicorns they meet me
Eat their marshmallow Sashimi ((?))
Cos how you gonna sleep through this? [Duck quacks]
And how you gonna sleep through this? [Sirens] (Hey! Stop that monkey!)
How you gonna rest with this? [Growling]
You're gonna be a wreck with this [Horse race betting]
Sometimes even the sheep need to count sheep
And baby even the beautiful need their beauty sleep
And I love, I love
My liquid lullaby
I drink it and
Drift away to rainbow sky
My liquid lullaby
Rock-a-bye baby
