Credits:
The Colonel - Guitars, backing vocals, sitar
John R. Dequindre - Bass, harmonica
Percussion World - Drums, cymbals
Tait Nucleus? -Synthesizers, piano
Johnny Na$hinal - Guitars
Dick Valentine - Vocals

Music and lyrics by T. Spencer.

Produced by Peters & Peters, engineered by Drew Peters and Ben Began, recorded at 40 oz. Sound, Ann Arbor, MI (www.40ozsound.com)

Published by Tyler Spencer (ASCAP).

I bought my girlfriend a chocolate pope
'Cos she seems to be at the end of her rope
Italian candy with Swiss chocolatte flavour
Such a delicious, delicious way
To save her

Chocolate Pope

Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah!

Thanks to the 'Switzerland' lyrics booklet for a correction