Published by Wall of Sound / Sony ATV Publishing. Produced by Peters and Peters, engineered by Drew Peters and Ben Began, recorded at 40oz. Sound, Ann Arbor, MI (www.40ozsound.com).

Vocals – Dick Valentine
Guitars – The Colonel and Johnny Nashional
Bass – John R. Dequindre
Synthesizer – Tait Nucleus?

(P) 2005 Warner Music UK Ltd
Copyright 2005 Warner Music UK Ltd

[Spoken]
I woke up on the floor again
And I needed something to eat
So I went down the street to Monty’s Grill.

“What’ll it be?” said Monty, sporting a wry grin.

“Just give me the usual, Monty” I said.

Monty just scratched his head and said:

“What is that again?”

“Well the usual was a Utah burger with cheese fries and a coke.”

Monty knew that.
I had been coming there every day for the last four years.
Then I began to realise the man behind the counter was the impostor!