/ Listen. I love ya. I don’t care who’s occupying you right now but I love you. Yeah!
This is a brand new song. It’s gonna blow your dick off /

Sending you an e-mail of a telephone number
8-6-7-5-3-0-2
My phone is always with me. It’s a very small wonder.
I can call you from McDonalds or Koo Koo Roo.

We could have a telephone conversation
Talk about what we’re going to do
I’ve got a telephone
I hope you do too

Now listen to me talking to you through the receiver
I’m talking and I’m talking and I’m talking to you
I’m telling you what’s up
I’ll never be a deceiver
The truth is something I could never misconstrue

We could have a telephone conversation
Talk about what we’re going to do
I’ve got a telephone
I hope you do too

And you do!
And you do!
Hey!

Sending you an e-mail of a telephone number
8-6-7-5-3-0-2
My phone is always with me. It’s a very small wonder.
I can call you from McDonalds or Koo Koo Roo.

We are just a telephone conversation
Electrical connection between me and you
I’m just a telephone
Are you a telephone too?

Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?

Hey!

Trivia: The telephone number quoted was changed to 8675302 from 8675309 (as revealed in the Gothamist interview with Valentine, to make it scan better), which is the number quoted in many media products after appearing in the song Jenny - 8675309 which led to lots of people phoning the number trying to get a date with Jenny! See more here!

'Koo Koo Roo' is a chain of fast food chicken restaurants.