Vocals 1: Toni Basil
Vocals 2: Dick Valentine

Girl! I wanna take you to a gay bar
I wanna take you to a gay bar
I wanna take you to a gay bar
Gay bar
Gay bar

Let’s start a war
Start a nuclear war
At the gay bar
Gay bar, gay bar
Wow!

Hey Mickey!
I wanna take you to a gay bar
Hey Mickey!
I wanna take you to a gay bar
Gay bar, gay bar

Hey Mickey!
I’ve got something
Hey Mickey!
Something to put in you
Hey Mickey!
Hahhh!

Let’s start a war
Start a nuclear war
At the gay bar
Gay bar, gay bar
Wow!

Hey Mickey!
Now tell me do ya
Hey Mickey
At the gay bar
Hey Mickey
Do ya… at the gay bar?

Hey Mickey!
Now tell me do ya
Hey Mickey!
Do ya have any money?
Hey Mickey!
I wanna spend all your money

Let’s start a war
Start a nuclear war
At the gay bar
Gay bar, gay bar
Wow!

Hey Mickey!
You’re a superstar!
Hey Mickey!
At the gay bar!
Hey Mickey!
You’re a superstar!
At the gay bar!

Hey Mickey!
Yeah you’re a superstar
Hey Mickey!
At the gay bar.
Hey Mickey!
You’re a superstar
At the gay bar.

Oh Mickey what a pity you don’t understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey you’re so pretty can’t you understand
It’s guys like you Mickey
And what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don’t break my heart Mickey

Oh Mickey what a pity you don’t understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey you’re so pretty can’t you understand
It’s guys like you Mickey
And what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don’t break my heart Mickey

Oh Mickey what a pity you don’t understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey you’re so pretty can’t you understand
It’s guys like you Mickey
And what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don’t break my heart Mickey

[Fading to quiet]
Oh Mickey what a pity you don’t understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey you’re so pretty can’t you understand
It’s guys like you Mickey
And what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don’t break my heart Mickey