Vocals 1: The Knack
Vocals 2: Dick Valentine

Girl! I wanna take you to a gay bar
Girl! I wanna take you to a gay bar
Gay bar
Gay bar

Never gonna stop
Give it up
Such a dirty mind
I always get it up with a touch of the younger kind
My-my-my-my
Ma-ma-ma-ma Sharona

Let’s start a war
Start a nuclear war
Let’s start a war
I wanna take you to a gay bar

Never gonna stop
Give it up
Such a dirty mind
I always get it up with a touch of the younger kind
My-my-my-my
Wow!
Ma-ma-ma-ma Sharona

Do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money
Now tell me do ya
Now tell me do ya
At the gay bar, gay bar
Gay bar

Never gonna stop
Give it up
Such a dirty mind
I always get it up with a touch of the younger kind
My-my-my-my
Wow!
Ma-ma-ma-ma Sharona
I’ve got something
Ma-ma-ma-ma Sharona
I’ve got something
Ma-ma-ma-ma Sharona
I’ve got something to put in you
At the- the -gay bar, gay bar
Gay bar

Superstar! (Repeating – left to right speakers and back)

You’re a superstar

Girl!
You’re a superstar
At the gay bar
Girl!
You’re a superstar
At the gay-gay bar-bar

Never gonna stop
Give it up
Such a dirty mind
I always get it up with a touch of the younger kind
My-my-my-my
Wow!

Oh! Oh! My Sharona!
Oh! Oh! My Sharona!
Oh! Oh! My Sharona!